Suffolk Punch

The act of punching someone in their anus so that the lips come around the 'Suffolk Punchers' elbow.

suffolk punched my rudagyal last nite. shit all up my arm

by the suffolk puncher May 19, 2009

Credit Punch

An especially hard punch to the face of the gutless shysters who got us into the Credit Crunch in the first place, namely the bankers, who continue to extort the people of the country through unjustifiable and dubious charges.

Man 1: I got another bank charge today

Man 2: What for?

Man 1: Was 7p overdrawn, so the shysters charged me £38 for a mistake they made in the first place.

Man 2: Sickening. All bankers need a credit punch

by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009

Punching the dummy

Often done in the shower before a date. It takes the edge off. Simmilar to wacking off only more aggressive

I wanted to be sensitive so I was punching the dummy before my date. fo sho my nizzle!

by redneck lova March 29, 2009

the falcon punch

releasing an earth shattering punch into your significant others asshole during sex

"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"

by twiggley December 6, 2016

butt punch

A party game usually played with only guys. Each player pumps HI-C Fruit Punch into his asshole. Players start on one side of a room. They must run to the other end and squeeze the fruit punch out of their asshole into a cup. The player with the least amount of punch in his cup must drink both cups.

I got wasted at that party. We played butt punch and I lost every time.

by jmasseythethird July 25, 2010

cunt punch

When a girl has a "tsunami" of an orgasm after having such a bad yeast infection that her vaginal fluids actually fermented. The fluid is called Cunt Punch.

1." At first i was turned off by the stench of Scotts sister rotted crotch, but then I got drunk off her cunt punch so I didn't care anymore"
2."I knew it would smell like decaying tuna when I went down on Scott's sister, but when afterwards, I got drunk off her cunt punt, so it's all cool."
3."Man, I knew Scott's sister would queef up a storm when I fucked her, but I didn't expect cunt punch!"

by Fried Donut April 4, 2006

taco punch

While eating a girls taco, she punches you in the face.

The female variation of a reverse donkey punch.

Sara is so hot! Last night she taco punched me after doing body shots.

by eat my taco September 10, 2008