Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

peanut butter and jelly

The sexual act of eating butt and the vagina while the woman is on her period

I overheard two women talking about having their peanut butter and jelly tossed during that time of month

by Smuccerz February 25, 2021

peanut stripes

The dry fecial residue(skid marks) left behind in your shorts as a result of missing spots on the first pass of wiping your ass after depositing soft stool in the can

Amazing are the pattern of these peanut stripes left behind in these briefs ,this guy is real artist

by BIG T 49 April 26, 2021

Peanutting

When u nut but almost no cum comes out (this is a bad thing tho).

Girl: I just had sex and when he peanutted all over me! I expected more from him!
Girl 2: what a loser can't he do better than peanutting.

by NatazjaRgrim October 12, 2018

Peanut divider

The thin dark line splitting the scrotum nearly in half rather cutely.

The man’s peanut divider hung in front of her gaping mouth.

What’s wrong with your nuts man?

Nothing bruh it’s just my peanut divider.

by Carly shayyy November 22, 2023

Peanut Butter Suit

U.S. Marine Corps slang for the old Tropical Uniform which somewhat looked like peanut butter......this uniform was fazed out in the mid 70's for the light weight Green Uniform

Time to change from Wool Greens to the Peanut Butter suit..

by Goldwinger July 6, 2012

Peanut

A nickname given by worshipers of SCP-173

"Peanut is our lord and savior."

by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020