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Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner
by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024
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Giant Peanut

A Peanut that is larger than Average
Boss: Why are you late
Me: You'll never guess...... Giant Peanut!
Jiant Peanu: How about it that!
by frontflip January 14, 2024
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Skin Peanut

A flaccid Penis that resembles a peanut.
My boyfriend has a big ass dick, but when it shrinks down it looks just like a little skin peanut.
by Hot mitt January 30, 2024
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Peanut divider

The thin dark line splitting the scrotum nearly in half rather cutely.
The man’s peanut divider hung in front of her gaping mouth.

What’s wrong with your nuts man?

Nothing bruh it’s just my peanut divider.
by Carly shayyy November 22, 2023
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Peanut-Butter Pounder

When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.
"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

or

"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."
by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023
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Mercy Peanut Butter

Mercy Peanutbutter is when you beat the other team by such a large margin you give them peanut butter.
That was some total mercy peanut butter.
by Dogbreathe47 November 26, 2023
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peanut

a person (typically a woman) whom likes to be pissed and nutted in
Him: "Damn! I'm so horny right now, but I also need to take a piss."

Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"
by itzthtguy December 5, 2023
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