by Kramer252 February 28, 2022
(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
by Salty_LEO_1984 July 26, 2019
When you constantly whine about being an ex-Wigan player and you suck Shaun Wane’s dick.
Or, you are only joined Jujitsu to cuddle men.
Or, you are only joined Jujitsu to cuddle men.
by Hayeis July 29, 2022
by Biglad92 October 22, 2022
by Biglad92 October 02, 2021
Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass
by Mr. Dic-tionary April 27, 2017
Male: Don't call me cis male gender. It's dehumanizing.
Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!
Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*
Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!
Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*
by Mr Jiggles le kek August 17, 2020