Oliver

A fucking tank who is fucking unstoppable. This man can bench 405 for 20 reps without breaking a sweat and is a fucking beast in the gym. This fucking guy is so sexy that it burns the eyes of those who look at him.

"Grandma, why are you blind?"
"I saw Oliver"

by Quackerback2022 April 23, 2025

Oliver Mitchell

The Cat

Don't talk to Oliver Mitchell like he is the cat

by Gaypenistoucherperson April 26, 2025

oligargle idiocalypse

an apocalypse caused by an idiot fest oligargling for millionaires and billionaires. deep throating /stanning oligarchs so hard people can’t see the world falling apart around them .

I was not expecting an oligargle idiocalypse

by I.M.Groot May 6, 2025

Oliver

Weird gremlin dude who shags mints, like I actually caught him with his micropenis stuck in a polo with 37 tic tacs inside his anus

lucas: Oliver is bumming polos again
Chris Salts: fr what a knob
Gurt: Yo

by BigWillyHarrison May 7, 2025

Oliver Starfish

When a short king gets all the way into a vagina and gets into starfish position ( all four arms and legs extended) and satisfies all aspects of the vaginal walls.

After running a train, the last short king dropped an Oliver Starfish and blew us out of the water

by GONMAD May 13, 2025

Oliver

oh my lord Oliver is the sexiest man alive i swear to god i bust a fat load in my pants every time i lay eyes on him oh my GOD he gives off so much big dick energy im finna suck it aauuuuughhhhhhh

"yo, Oliver's got a massive cock!" -me

by oliver's dickrider June 25, 2025

Oliver

A usually shy guy who does not talk much. but that changes if you start talking about something racist since he is very racist.

Did you know that Oliver once went up to a black person and told them that he is racist

by Bob Andersen September 12, 2025