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hands to heels

when a female of college age has no idea of a basic sexual position of standing and bending over...

A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner
"Meredith takes dick like a champ: Hands to heels"
^
^~~~Only example necessary
by Kiki Sanchez January 17, 2011
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hand boleyn

When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.

Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.

Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.

Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
by helloalice August 28, 2014
mugGet the hand boleynmug.

skittle hand

The hand of a man (usually a homosexual) filled with skittles, put by their dick, while they are given a blow job.

As in "Taste the Rainbow."
Show me how tasty your skittle hand is.
by Independence76 January 13, 2009
mugGet the skittle handmug.

No Hands Fandongo

The act of pissing with both hands on your waist and continuing a conversation. The subject matter is almost always sports related and this act commonly occurs when several men go camping
There Gary goes again, he is doing the no hands fandongo and talking about Alabama
by m4224r September 16, 2012
mugGet the No Hands Fandongomug.

Hand Scratch

That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth
"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."
by Orcaheart April 21, 2021
mugGet the Hand Scratchmug.

Goodwill Hands

The gross way your hands feel after you have been rummaging around in thrift stores.
"Hand me a moist towelette, I have Goodwill Hands."
by Swagatha Christie January 26, 2013
mugGet the Goodwill Handsmug.

kebab hand

The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drunken takeaway. In extreme circumstances of alcohol use, kebab hand can be the only way to help remember the consumption of such a meal.
"Dude, I got band kebab hand today"

"lol"
by jam1kenobi December 24, 2008
mugGet the kebab handmug.

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