noodle

a skier who skis without poles.

ski bro: bro. check out that noodle. what a turd.

broski: yeah i know man. that kid sucks.

by skibro January 7, 2011

Japanese Pan Noodles

The art of eating any noodles, oriental usually, out of a womans ass

Yeah, I gave her some japanese pan noodles and she went crazy!

by Darren Pierce April 21, 2011

Noodle Infant

PastaBaby

Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?

by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011

Noodle

A straight male who carries himself in a bitch manner.

Oh you talk to that kid?! He's such a noodle.

by hgbld23 October 10, 2010

Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Fuzzy noodle

meaning that a person is highly confused and slow, not knowing what they are doing and or what is going on. It can also mean that a person is beng dick sometimes.

Stop being a fuzzy noodle.

by takty August 11, 2010