put to bed

give birth to a baby.

"she put to bed three days after she started her leave"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

Bed

a place to have fun

i had fun with your mom in bed last night

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin

"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"

by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015

prison bed

Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.

My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.

Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha

by SweetpeaDenise December 10, 2016

bed protectioner

someone who is good at protecting beds in minecraft’s bedwars.
made my spifeys friend

spifey is a pro bed protectioner.

by saarrzzz October 17, 2020

bed at 1am

When you go to bed at 1am.

I go to bed at 1am.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023