Mountainside NJ

Mountainside NJ is a charming town centered in union county. It is the nicest town in union county. It also has the cheapest taxes since their is no high school. Kids don't have anything to do in this town besides "hangout at 711" or drive around in their brand new cars. Most households are two income family's. Everyone in this town thinks their house is worth more than people would pay for it. There is only 5 stores downtown so everybody goes to westfield and considers it their own down town. Mothers have nothing to do but drive around their fancy Volvo or suburban and complete their one task of the day and that is to pick their child up at Deerfield. If you live in mountainside most likely one or more of your parents commute to work in NYC by train or bus. Almost every street in mountainside has at least one poorly build McMansion that will likely concave in the nest 20 years because of the cheap building materials used. If you attended Deerfield middle school god help you because the education system and teachers is best described as poop. If your from mountainside then you will know how many old people are residents of here. The old people walk in the middle of the road causing traffic. Basically mountainside is the breeding grounds for WASPs. Average income in mountainside is about 120,000 dollars but most families are bringing in 200,000 or are living on old money.

Your from mountainside NJ"

"Yes i am"

" You must be a rich ball a shit republican"

by Classyman October 15, 2013

maunt

motherly aunt

I was so sad when I didn't have my mother but then my maunt looked after me.

by 'antha April 4, 2010

Hanna Montana

HANNA MONTANA
/HA-NYA - MON - TAN - NA/
noun
noun: HANNA; plural noun: NONE

1. a strong feeling in the butt.
"You really pulled in hard in my Hanna Montana"
synonyms: deep, fondness, tenderness, warmth, intimacy, attachment, endearment; Moredevotion, adoration, doting, idolization, worship; passion, ardour, desire, lust, yearning, infatuation, adulation, besottedness

•doggy style, butt plug, constant pain, sterilizing enigma, astranomical enter,

antonyms: Banded

•a strong feeling of affection and sexual attraction for someone.
"they were both in love with her hanna montana"
synonyms: besotted with, infatuated with, enamoured of, smitten with, passionate about, with a passion for, consumed with desire for; Morecaptivated by, bewitched by, enthralled by, entranced by; devoted to, doting on; informalmad/crazy/nuts/wild/potty about, bowled over by, carrying a torch for "I'm in love with Gillian"

•affectionate greetings conveyed to someone on one's behalf.
"give her my hanna montana when she straps it on"
synonyms: Butt Sex, Booty Call, Farty Lil Stinker

•a formula for ending an affectionate letter.
"take care, I enjoyed your Hanna Montana, Judy"

2. a great interest and pleasure in something.
"his love for football as much as I like getting plowed in my hanna montana"
synonyms: liking, weakness, partiality, bent, leaning, proclivity, inclination, disposition; More

"I'm un-sure if I i'm ready to take it in the Hanna Montana"

"he is confident that their love can survive, if he puts it in her hanna montana"

"their love for the butt is love for the hanna montana"

by Dookie Monsta November 6, 2013

Mountain Slut

A mountain slut is a nomadic creature who generally inhabits your local ski town. Technically "Mountainous Slutimus Maximus", mountain sluts roam the slopes searching for ski cock, snow board slong, and occasionally boarder bush (aka Lesbians). These surly slop tarts adapt well to high altitudes and cold climates, but sometimes are found in the valley. See "Valley Slut".

"Hey D-Rock, are mountain sluts posting up on the slopes or what son?"

by Fritz K. March 31, 2008

montasia

Montasia is the bestest friend you could have in the whole world. She is a sexy African American that guys want and girls want to be. Let me tell u she has a perfect god given body #slim thick. And is perfect in the bed. Her hair is thick but curly and very pretty.

Montasia is very sexy and will still your man in seconds.

by Ra'chel101 March 26, 2018

Chocolate Mountain Rush

When a male or female lays done on their back and their partner crouches with their ass in front of the other persons mouth. The person laying down licks their partners asshole untill they eventually start shitting and it gets all over the other persons body. Thus the "Chocolate" starts "Rushing" forming a "Mountain" on the perosn laying down.

dude she totally gave me a chocolate mountain rush last night bro, shit got EVERYWHERE!

by plO` xO0WN4G3 October 25, 2009

retardo-montalbon

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

by ellemesse July 7, 2006