Moose bomb

When you are expecting to have a great day at work and you walk into a complete mess because your buddy moose hasn't done anything in years.

Dominic went into work tonight only to walk into a moose bomb

by Culatr January 16, 2018

Mooked

Mooked; when you have a heady from a vape and you are high at the same time.

Spencer: That J was great let me hit that vape too

Tyler: You’re gonna be so mooked man

by sup696969696969696969 February 8, 2018

Mooselover

Canadian for Gay bear Types

I was looking for a mooselover. But all I can find was baby bears in the woods .

by TheRedKing19 May 30, 2018

moosejelly

When to large men both ejaculate on ones own stomach, then proceed to hug each other.

“you see those two men over there, apparently then made moosejelly the other night.”

by Itss Vortexx June 7, 2018

Moose Ehmann

a really attractive man who lives in a swamp, and his best friend is a donkey. Very good at hockey as well, but does not play defense or block any shots. If your looking to buy some shampoo or cologne, find yourself a moose

Look at la moose ehmann, he’s goin today baby

by Riley Mcalees June 9, 2018

Moose

Used to describe products or habits typically performed by boring, middle-class white Americans. Derived from the name of the animal, the moose, which is known to roam snow white covered lands and famously pictured in the opening credits of the hit 90s sitcom "Northern Exposure" that takes place in Alaska and centers around a white couple. Moose was also a preferred hair product for white people in the 90s.

Girl: the best singer in the world HAS to be Twila Paris
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.

by MkCarthy July 3, 2018

Moose Knuckle

Probably the name of some town in a flyover state.

I live in Moose Knuckle, Arkansas, and we have the world's biggest corn flake statue.

by andkri August 25, 2018