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Twat Money

The required amount of currency for a stripper to flash her genitals at her current client.
"Hey baby how much twat money will it take for you to lift up those panties for me"
"Twenty-five dollars"
by SomeRandomLoserInShorts April 9, 2018
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illegal money

Money that has been taken, or acquired by illegal means
Damien: I can't use that it's illegal money
Jon:What's illegal money
Damien: Money that's been stolen
Jon: Oh ok
by Illegal Money April 30, 2016
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cunt money

1. An amount of Money any employee will take b4 punching an employer in the face.
2. If the employee remains working after an extreme provocation from the employer; the Money thereafter shall be deemed Cunt Money.
3. When an employer has the intellectual capacities of a road kill and your still whoring for them.
Your working for Cunt Money.
Well Mr Passage, I'm pleased to be able to offer you this exciting opportunity. The going rate isn't much, but it's ample and it goes up and stuff. Did I mention the word opportunity?
"How much is it per hour?"
Well, the remedial encumberment is six pounds fifty an hour. But after six months it goes up to seven pounds and you'll get store discount and all the over time you can handle and store discount. Did I mention store discount at all?
"Six *ucking quid an hour! I don't work for cunt money, *uckoff you twat"
by dsfadsfgafgf October 14, 2016
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money anxiety

Mostly for the ones who usually do not pay for things themselves but have someone else. Simply for the fact that money spending and getting change gives them anxiety. Or it could be something like thinking you do not have enough money to pay for something.
Example: “Can you come into the store with me because I have money anxiety”
by Jasmine Pineapple January 12, 2021
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The Big Money

They own everything, they own your dog, they own your house, they own car, they own you. Your entire existence is solely because of them. You are simply a product of their desire to make profitable sales. Only few have met The Big Money.
"Who is The Big Money?"
"I dont know. But they know you".
by anonymous February 8, 2021
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Money Gabe

Money Gabe, why did you hit it into the lake...

Money Gabe, you are dog at math.
Money Gabe is trash at Madden.
by Money Gabe 🥶 February 10, 2021
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pocket money

something that we used to use carelessly as kids
my mom gave me my monthly pocket money
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