Mexican Telephone

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.

Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican Handwash

A type of massage that you give a pregnant midget on Tuesday evenings

Jon was glad to go home after a long days work and give his wife a Mexican Handwash

by Edwin Jones June 26, 2008

Mexican heartburn

A hot and firey rash on the keister, caused by eating hot sauce or hot peppers.

After eating a delicious meal at El Pollo Borracho, Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005

Mexican people

Most people think of mexican people as poor but let me tell you mi amigo mexican people are the richest race in the world, I mean how else where they able to jump the border and keep hidden from the police? Exactly you don't know because you aren't as rich as them. Next time a mexican assaults you with a chancla you should feel blessed they'll also make you some tacos and give you tequila because they don't like it when you run away from the assault or fight back so they MUST fatten you up first so remember mi frends next time an illegal immigrant tries to take your money thank them because they don't need your money but they're still giving you their time and you should really be thankful

Example:
Mexican people: hola mi fren do you mind if I assault you with mi chancla? :D

Whiteperson: HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE

Mexican person: Don't worry I give you taco first :D

by Mexican person January 30, 2019

Mexican hurricane

When having anal sex with a girl near a staircase, spin her around right before you cum. Ejaculate in her eyes, grab her by her tits and throw her down the stairs.

Man: Want to experience a Mexican Hurricane?
Your daughter: OKAY!

by Croneisha February 10, 2008

Mexican Lumberjack

A sex move in which a male is fornicating a female from behind and then takes out an axe and cuts on of the females legs off and then gizzs on the stump.

Yo man the mexican lumberjack is my favorite sex move, too bad you can only do it twice to your partner.

by Stevie Harlow May 1, 2010

Mexican Screwdriver

A cocktail combining one part sunkist soda and one part vodka, (generally lower quality vodka).

"Ey bro, I'm pretty low on cash you wanna get some sunkist and vodka and knock back a few mexican screwdrivers?"

by Turbonium January 21, 2009