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mexican rudder 

Type of phone sex where the girl places the cell phone against the clitoris while her boyfriend/girlfriend
yells sexual words to her
last night i was on the phone with my girlfriend/wife and she wanted to have sex with me but i wasnt there, so i celluar mexican ruddered her.

Mexican Handbag

A condom that has been filled with drugs, tied off, and then shoved up a convict's rectum. Used to smuggle drugs into prison.
Carlos: "SHIT, MAN. I NEED SOME COCAINE!"
Pedro: "Calm the fuck down, I have a Mexican Handbag.
Mexican Handbag by FamousAnus89 September 15, 2010

Mexican Rainbow 

Rainwater mixed with oil from several junky mexican owned vehicles leaving a parking lot, creating a rainbow-like effect on the pavement.
José and his homies left a huge Mexican Rainbow in Wal-Mart's parking lot.
Mexican Rainbow by B_Rain March 26, 2011

Mexican Wrestler 

The act of removing a woman's panties and placing them over her face, situating the middle (crotch) area in the middle of her face, leaving her eyes exposed. This maneuver is intended to replicate the mask worn by a luchador (Mexican professional wrestler). The technique is most effective after a long, hot summer day.
Tonight's the big night. I'm finally gonna give my girlfriend a Mexican Wrestler.
Mexican Wrestler by JR352 May 1, 2011

Mexican Facebook 

The tinted back window of a Latino's car that is adorned with various names, stenciled faces, and RIP messages.
The Mexican Facebook page on the back of that El Camino has four different faces on it.

mexican rainbow 

When a person eats really shitty Mexican food so that a few hours later he or she - but mostly he, since girls don't poop - simultaneously shits and vomits from both ends. Once the purging begins, the person will get on their hands and knees, and the spewing will look like a rainbow.
Man, last night I went to Vallartas Mexican Restaurant and I had the worst taco and refried beans EVER! When I got home I redecorated my bathroom with a Mexican Rainbow. It was so gross!