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Matt

Matt is the grossest peice of shit you'll ever meet. He is the kind of guy you can be 10 miles away from and still smell. He is annoying and will never succeed. His fake injuries and terrible hygiene will haunt us forever. If you meet a Matt, Run!
Cameron-
"Did you see Matt today?"
Jessie
"Ha! More like smelled him!"
by FilthyAids6969 November 15, 2019
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Matt

The best kind of friend. Smart and funny, usually good-looking. Cares a lot for their friends and is always there for them when they need help. Always puts their friends before themselves, even to a point where it's self-destructive. A Matt may seem to not be very special from the outside, but once you get to know them you'll want them to stay in your life forever. Usually addicted to alcohol and/or energy drinks.
Person 1: You know Matt?
Person 2: Yeah, Matt is, like, the greatest friend ever or something.
by not_yaro January 18, 2022
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Matt Brown Factor

A concept to where when ever a women gazes at a man they are deterred away from him. Hence dubbing it the Matt Brown factor.
Mason: Yikes, saw a straight ten at the mall today...she walked away and gave me the stank look
Billy: Fookin hell mate must be the Matt Brown factor
by Lil Colgate May 13, 2021
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Matt Crawford

a person that enjoys looking at little boys. they get horny from this. they are also known as a CHOMO. he is also known as a queer, fag, dick slobber, and a gummer giver
they creap over there is such a Matt Crawford.
oh yeah he is staring at those little boys
by mattlovesboys10 March 25, 2011
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Matt Croissant

Dat real ass nigga that lives in Fayetteville. He is the manliest of men. He's got a bad rep because most of you are jealous haters.
Shit B, dat Matt Croissant?
by MMC Croissant April 11, 2011
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The Matt Mercer Effect

the phenomena in Dungeons and Dragons , where players and Dungeron Masters are never able to live up to the incredible kills of Matt Mercer , The DM GOD
Because of The Matt Mercer Effect , many people have quit playing Dungeons and Dragons because they unable to live up to the awesomeness of Matt Mercer
by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2021
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