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skeet machine

A slang term for a marijuana vaporizer , sometimes referred to as a wax pen or dab pen.
aye bro if you let me hit the skeet machine i'll give you two poptarts
skeet machine by Weed Nigga March 7, 2019

Tickle Machine 

A machine that holds you down and tickles your most ticklish spot.
Mary got her feet tickled for hours by Bens tickle machine.
Tickle Machine by Tickling feet October 6, 2019

cnc machine

Built like an expense precise machine
She (or him) is built like a CNC Machine
cnc machine by Neme-san February 23, 2023

mexican slot machine 

When you pull down on a guys dick like a lever, and he then proceeds to shit all over you.
Tijauna has the best Mexican Slot Machines.
mexican slot machine by t3hdillo September 18, 2014

Internet Vigilante Machine 

What the Internet Hate Machine changes into when it feels the need to right injustices in the world and on the net.

See Kenny Glenn.

Also known as the Internet Vigilante Group.

Although Anonymous are called hackers on steroids and vilified by the US media, in Canadia they see things moar clearly. The Internet Hate Machine, is a force for good and were dubbed an invaluable Internet Vigilante Group (Internet Vigilante Machine) by the Toronto Police Department after they were alerted to a child molester in their midst by this 1337 Cyber Posse, tireless Internets crusaders who doesn't afraid of anything; not even curtains nor dogs.

After exposing Chris Forcand and his brb, church shenanigans to the public at large and the old media, Anonymous was awarded the Canadian Medal of Freedom (which comes in bags) after their 1337 sleuthing led Canadian Mounties to arrest Forcand last Wednesday.

MAC machine 

A computer running a Macintosh operating system, either the old Mac OS 9/below (aka Classic), or the current BSD-based Mac OS X. These days a "mac machine" is almost assuredly manufactured by Apple Computers, because for some stupid reason Apple decided some years ago that no one else but them could make Macintoshes. (Editorial: I miss PowerComputing).

This phrase is usually spoken by an older woman who knows next to nothing about computers, as would the phrase "windows machine". And it's not sexist of me to say that, because it's just a fact. There's nothing wrong with being an older woman.
Older woman: Excuse me? I am having troubles with my stupid mac machine. It won't let me connect to the internet!
Person: Let's see... it doesn't look like you have any means of connecting to the internet. No phone line, no cable modem, no wireless, nothing.
Older Woman: So?
Person: These things don't just happen on their own, woman.


*The Next Person Who Posts a Definition Here:*
Omfg Macinsuxors Computorz sukc asss!!!! never use em! i from da getto in odessa, texas!
--Example:
--gayass mac machine did sssomthing bad
MAC machine by Ober June 15, 2004