by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 July 26, 2024
Get the Johnny mug.A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
by onken015 April 19, 2013
Get the Johnny Vegas Syndrome mug.A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.
Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023
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1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.
2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.
3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”
noun
/jon-ee/
1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.
2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.
3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”
by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025
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by thatGinger95 April 28, 2023
Get the Hot Johnny mug.Johnny (or Johnson) is a phrase that is called at an inanimate object, or at a movement in replacement for its actual name.
Hey bud pass me that Johnny over there
Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor
Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor
by A’bryte March 26, 2023
Get the Johnny mug.A mentally disabled mongoloid that is taken advantage of by creeps on tiktok for views. Known for having hella racing stripes in almost every pair of pants he owns. He's also an alleged diddler
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