Oh yeah, totally because just saying it makes it so. If it'
s shut down... And you just SAY that it's the opposite of that... Then IT IS THAT.
Right? Pretend!
Fun. But... Wait... Just give me a second... So you WEREN'T going to talk... And then this happened... And now you ARE ready to talk... You've been watching the whole
time.... Why didn't you do that in the first place? Because I already gave you complete control of the situation. And we can all see how THAT worked out for everybody...
Right? You had it for 10 years... And noooow... Do you NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE? It thought you didn't need me? Is there something you need me to do? How about you get the
guy you replaced me with to do it?
Hym "How about this: Since you know where I am at all times... Why
don't you have the
people in my apartment evacuate... And then you can go ahead and drone strike MY house? Tit for tat. Fair. Just say it. Just saying it will make it so... But wait... Hold on a second.... Hmmm.... Didn't you also say there was a ceasefire? I'm not seeing the fire, ya know... Cease.... Strange... It's almost like that isn't actually the case... It's almost like saying it DOESN'T make it so... It's almost like there's gotta be some kind of
relationship between what's being
said and what's actually the case and who is saying it......... Curiouser and Curiouser...
OH! I know what it is! You didn't say it in Yiddish! I told you that you gotta say it in Yiddish! I
don't know what to tell you guys. I require CERTAINTY. Until I have it my hands are tied. On an
unrelated note: You know how you catch a monkey? You put some
fruit, like an apple or something it's going to want to steal into a
jar with a mouth that bottlenecks... You see... The monkey's hand squeezes into the bottleneck... But when it clenches it's fist around the apple... It's closed fist just doesn't fit though the mouth of the bottleneck anymore?
Right!? It works ONE WAY... But NOT IN REVERSE... And the MONKEY... Is just too fucking stupid to let go of the apple! So it shrieks... And it flails... But the jar is usually chained to something or stuck to something and it's at that point that you can just walk up and grab it.
Free monkey. Just saying."
