Irish Welcome

You deserve the ol’ Irish Welcome.
by ProfessionalBoweller January 21, 2018
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irish shit show

When you're so drunk that you start speaking Russian in an Irish accent
Man how did I get home last nite, it was an Irish shit show kinda night
by Lucifer N Mourningstar January 07, 2023
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irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.
Jessica and I might do a little bit of Irish cock plower this weekend.
by Blamethelag098 December 01, 2019
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Pig Shit Irish

A slob of Irish decent who doesn't seem to care about the degree of filth that they live in and makes no effort to better their situation. Most likely poor, but not always. Pig Shit Irish is more of a frame of mind then a economic status.

Opposite of Lace Curtain Irish

Even more white trash then Shanty Irish.

Most likely comes from the stereotypical drunk, potato eating, pig farming Irish.
by RIP Frank Grimes August 24, 2009
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Irish Peter

Man, I was going to tear it up but I got a case of the Irish peter. You know, when you go to stick it in, it goes to Dublin.
by 4th-axis April 30, 2009
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Irish Bitch

The act of shoving potatoes up someones ass as a sexual act of pleasure.
Dude #1- Damn your girl is smokin' hot!
Dude #2- I know but she is one kinky babe in bed, my ass still hurts like hell from that Irish bitch she gave me last night.
by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 09, 2012
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irish sober

Being intoxicated but only to a point where you still have basic co-ordination (much like the average Irish man, hence the term)
'steve you cant drive, your drunk'
'im not drunk, I'm Irish sober'
by delahunty1000 May 18, 2015
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