Block And Stalk

When you block someone and then decide to stalk them. A bitch move

Alex decided that our relationship wasn't for the best but then decided to go out of her way to block and stalk you

by blockandstockcreator January 20, 2022

Doc Block

When something and/or someone prevents you from watching Doctor Who

1. My mom took my TV privileges away, I'm getting Doc Blocked!

2. Netflix isn't working, I'm getting Doc Blocked!

3. "Hey Man, did you see the new Doctor Who episode on Saturday?"

"No, man, my cable was cut off, I got Doc Blocked"

by iloveoz1125 September 24, 2011

toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

by skeptic_here May 16, 2016

Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.

I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!

by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018

Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler

I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.

by ThatsGWHY May 19, 2011

Four block

Someone that is not reliable. Relating to Tetris, the four block piece is never there when you need it.

Man you're being a four block.

by Stag32 March 23, 2017

Buff-block

When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.

"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."

by Unarmedanddangerous August 14, 2015