A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.
Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.
Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?
Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.
Guy2: Sweet Bro.
Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?
Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.
Guy2: Sweet Bro.
by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.
by The Great White North February 4, 2010

-Extraordinary incidents happened in the past. And history is the science which examines and interpretes the past.
by ricewithyoghurt March 24, 2017

a chronicle written by the winners of a conflict documenting the many ways why it's justified what the losers got
It's only a war crime if you lose, history should make that clear.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.
by Kooyle April 13, 2021

Jatavia Shakara Johnson known as American Hip-Hop artist (JT) met R&B Singer-songwriter Marcus Hugh Jackman professionally known as Marcus .J after both were released from jail. Before welcoming their exclusive relationship to the world in December 2022. However, reports of marijuana drug use hit the internet media in the late 2000s, and the couple than agreed to avoid reaching the media privately.
A "City Girls JT" Always talks about her new relationship with "Marcus .J" on Twitter CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY
by Alabama Groves December 18, 2022

The sexual act of shoving a moose antler up the anus of one's sexual partner by using maple syrup as a lubricant. Also, you wear the Stanley Cup as a hat.
by modnarrandom February 4, 2010

by snarkandawe February 4, 2010
