on the grape

Sitting on someone's testicles

Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.

by weirdershit May 8, 2020

delusions of Grainger

It's when you believe that you have more power, wealth, smarts, or other grand traits than Grainger.

It's like when Shade said Eric says Grainger must do things to him that I never did and they happen... Magik👀👻 or delusions of Grainger

by Experiment626 October 6, 2020

the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021

Saturation and grain

when u get dat find pic of a cow next to a red barn and u turn that brilliance and highlight down and then the saturation and vibrance up and then add a little bit of grain and then change the brightness and contrast and then take a dump and wait for the upcummies

friend: *takes a shitty nature picture*

you: "oh you TOTALLY gotta saturation and grain that and put it on insta"

by WORM worrior January 21, 2022

gone off grape

When grapes go off

The gone off grapes smelled sour

by Debskelly1985 February 28, 2023

Grip-a-grap

A large assortment of unidentified, or random items.

Friend #1 - What is all the Grip-a-grap?

Friend #2 - That’s just my pile of random garbage I’m going to “donate” to the thrift store.

by 𒅒 March 7, 2023