goin' to the mats

The phrase used by one mafia to challenge another mafia. This phrase commonly cause many deaths and the godfathers always survive.

Hey, Tony, you and me are through. We is goin' to the mats.

by Vincent J. Marchese May 14, 2006

Going to the Extreme

Masturbating violently.

Oh man, Steve's going to the extreme under that table.

by Mitchell Henderson November 22, 2007

going poolside

taking a shit; similar to "dropping kids off at the pool" but abbreviated

hey, i'll be back in about 15 minutes, i'm going poolside

by fuck yo' momma January 6, 2008

Going Amazon

When a woman doesn't wear underwear

Bill is going commando, Beverly is going amazon.

by Ms. Batwing January 19, 2008

goin' Bale

Cussing someone out; after Christian Bale's shellacking of Shane Hurlbut. Recorded for posterity in video and audio, he drops the F-bomb thirty seven times in four minutes, an average of one every six seconds.

If that jerk interrupts me one more time, I'm goin' Bale on his ass...

by geekthing February 4, 2009

Going Arbitrary

When faced with a tough decision, Going Arbitrary is asking an otherwise illogical question to make the decision for you. Optimally, the question should be connected to the decision in some way, though this is not necessary.

Person A) "Beef patty or chicken patty... I don't know! I'm going arbitrary. Exploration or flying houses?"

Person B) "Flying houses"

Person A) "Chicken patties it is!"

by Beast_modez June 18, 2009

Going Gordon

The act of beating someone with a crowbar. Named after Gordon Freeman from Half-Life.

Somebody broke into my house last night so I was going Gordon on their ass.

by SAKingShibby February 9, 2010