et tu fruit 

a FRUIT that cheats you, because it is inhabited by worms/insects

''god ,i feel hungry. lets have some FRUIT''

cut the fruit open with a knife to find WORMS & INSECTS inside....
''ohh god,,,et tu fruit???''

et tu fruit by chaty517 September 2, 2012

Grape Fruit 

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

Grape Fruit by Colojolo July 26, 2009

the fruit basket 

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece

Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!

the fruit basket by camalus April 1, 2004

the forbidden fruit

a word to describe tide pods, because people be eating them now.

who tryna do the tide pod challenge?
naw dude that's the forbidden fruit

the forbidden fruit by macy has too much clout January 21, 2018

nipple fruit 

either a raspberry that looks like a nipple or a nipple that looks like a raspberry

guy who is going to eat a raspberry: "hmm, nipple fruit"

nipple fruit by sventhemighty April 13, 2007

People-fruit 

A pregnant woman's baby.

Botanical term for ripening human ovaries.

Joan realized that she had a people-fruit growing inside of her when she had not properly menstruated for two lunar cycles.

"I can't believe the two of them produced a viable people-fruit!"

"Are you going eat that people-fruit?"

People-fruit by pteridophyta April 13, 2009

chunky fruit rollup 

1) When a guy slams his penis deep into a girls mouth making her gag and throw up on his dick.

2) When you're deep throating a guy so hard, your gag reflexes kick in and you puke all over his dick.

Yeah man, Stephanie gave Milo a chunky fruit rollup the other day. It was great!

chunky fruit rollup by sexmasterpete June 22, 2010