Dakota Frog

Best person in the world. Hands down. Really cool eyes and the most contagious laugh, he has the best personality too

Man is that Dakota Frog ?!?

Woah dakots frog
OMG its dakota frog 😍😍😍😍

by Saturn.Frogballs December 10, 2021

the gaming frog

a stupid person

Person1: wow hes fucking retarded

Person2: yeah like the gaming frog

Person1: Y E S

by The Gaming Frog September 11, 2020

Frog

A frog is an amphibious lump of skin. It lives in ponds and is very breakable. Frogs are loved by many women, and will make nice gifts to girlfriends.

Alexis seems to be very happy in her pile of frogs.

Don’t touch that frog! Alexis will kill you.

by Lieutenant Cinder March 20, 2022

Curse of the frog

A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?

Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!

by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024

Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants

Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;

by Honkhonkgoose April 11, 2021

Frog

Someone who is bad at keeping commitments or bad at hanging out cause they hop out at the last second

I would invite Jerry but he’s such of frog

by ProbablyNotaFrog July 28, 2021

frog squat

When a woman squats over a man like a frog about to hop and has intercourse with him.

"Later tonight your going to do the frog squat on my dick"

by skydreamland April 13, 2014