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Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.
I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.
by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025
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Air-Force Hoes

An Air-Force Hoe is a hoe that is in the air-force.
Example: Ezra has too many Air-Force Hoes, so he can never text me back.
by DeeHealy May 4, 2020
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Glitter Force

a stupid english dub that removes the overall message, japanese culture and several episodes from the original anime, Smile Pretty Cure.
7 year old: "i love glitter force!!!!!!1!!1!!"
Pretty Cure Fan: *vomits*
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
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Meer-Force

1. The ability to channel the collective energy generated and maintained by the world's current meerkat population.
2. A foolproof method of evading the puff adder by means of one's "tail."
3. An incredible knack for standing completely still.
1. I was listening to this bitch whining and moaning and alls I wanted to do was slap her right in the face, so I channelled the Meer-Force to keep my cool.
2. I really didn't want to sit in the tree and watch for eagles, but Billy was sick, so I rode the Meer-force all afternoon.
by eraera April 12, 2008
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force laughing

Being forced to laugh
Helgi - says joke
Jeff - "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
Helgi "Stop force laughing!!!!"
by Hampzelover2004 April 24, 2019
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cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.
The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.
by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018
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furni-force

The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.
As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.
by Stangchick67 November 9, 2009
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