Forced Mechanic

Someone who’s a mechanic but collects action figures

The Great Neil Thomas once said, Jerry you are a forced mechanic

by RoboCop210 January 12, 2024

Brute Force Blumpkins

a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles

Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.

by Bent-it April 18, 2022

Meer-Force

1. The ability to channel the collective energy generated and maintained by the world's current meerkat population.
2. A foolproof method of evading the puff adder by means of one's "tail."
3. An incredible knack for standing completely still.

1. I was listening to this bitch whining and moaning and alls I wanted to do was slap her right in the face, so I channelled the Meer-Force to keep my cool.
2. I really didn't want to sit in the tree and watch for eagles, but Billy was sick, so I rode the Meer-force all afternoon.

by eraera April 12, 2008

Force

Bible doesn't say anything about using force, Jordan.

Hym "God told Moses to do something and Moses disobeyed. Has nothing to do with force. Stop trying to stretch the concept of force over the text. If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit, Jordan."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.

I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.

by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025

Force Multiplier

A re-purposed military term used in its new context to describe a particular cuisine or article of food that greatly increases the urge to poop, or increases the time spent pooping.

"Man, I love this Chinese Buffet, but it's a real force multiplier on the ol' colon."

"How was the BBQ?"
"The ribs were epic, but oof"
"Force Multiplier?"
"You know it, dude."

by Goose 55 December 2, 2011

Air Force

The biggest Joke of all 3 Australian Services

I'd never date anyone in the Air Force, they're a joke

by lynxaf September 12, 2018