Flap feast

Pussy platter, Clit licker, face full of fanny, banquet of blurt n bum

I wouldn't mind her serving me a hot flap feast

Flap feast by Denham ov Darlo November 4, 2015

Flap Flash

Inadvertently showing your vagina to passersby.

When Britney Spears inadvertently showed her pussy while exiting the car in a short skirt, she had an accidental flap flash

Flap Flash by Jake the Trouser Snake July 28, 2017

Flap Jackle 

Gay Retard or You Have No life

Dang Timmy, you are such a flap jackle

Flap Jackle by Spiderpig142007 August 19, 2018

Flap yoghurt 

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt by The haggis Fister April 17, 2021

english flagship 

a combination of a dutch rudder and a german piston

"hey, betty, do you want to get to geather later and do an english flagship with me?"

english flagship by lars fredricksen January 9, 2009

Dinky Flap 

A complete Faggot that likes to suck norwall testicles and eat peanut butter off of llama penises. They are wierd as fuck and should go live with mentally retarded monkeys..

Dayyyyum! That Meghan girl is a dinky flap because she didnt give me my weekly bj...

Dinky Flap by Jaa Oaa Eaa Yaa Caa April 25, 2011

Douche Flap 

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche

"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"

Douche Flap by Brownie O October 20, 2012