Drunk Jitsu

The act of indoor Jiu Jitsu while intoxicated with friends.

The guys broke the TV doing drunk jitsu in the living room.

by Dirk'sAutumn January 11, 2021

drunk cakes

Alcohol infused cakes or cupcakes.

Ratchel made some awesome drunk cakes.

by vrk27000 February 5, 2015

Accidentally drunk

When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!

#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore

You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
———
You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”

by C&Cschaf + L&E June 16, 2023

Dicking drunk

When a dude is getting dicked down after getting drunk

Bob: Chet imma get dicking drunk tonight. catch me at elonzo's place.

Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?

by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic of the lowest kind

Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

Drunk Amy

Drunk Amy is a sassy southern hot blonde who’ll provide hours of entertainment on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼

Drunk Amy is my favorite!

by Inkedmomof1 September 24, 2017

drunk couch

n. -

1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.

"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."

"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."

by paul-e-d October 17, 2012