David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.

"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"

by AlsoMento May 1, 2023

Stinky David

A black guy who smells and likes to touch the white people aggressively

Oh look it’s stinky david hide the kids honey
What a tar baby

by Doodio November 13, 2019

David Smith

David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.

Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?

Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021

David Hunter

BlockStars biggest plug and everything. 12 years in the industry, enjoys getting pegged.

Don’t be a David Hunter

The wife pegged me like David Hunter

by Legit Crypto May 11, 2022

david ketter

David Ketter is the only man who is invincible, who can not be defeated, and the devil himself fears. He is someone you don't want to cross. He is the perfect match for a woman who is a 33.

Girl there goes David Ketter the man who is untouchable by the Gods

by InFamousHoneyBadger33 September 20, 2020

David Mandy

Teaching Microeconomics in a very uneasy way

He is so David Mandy!

by CornerSolution March 28, 2020

The David Dahl

words forming sentience's, combining to make paragraphs. i can make up shit on the Internets too. Munging; to be hungry; to be in a state of full retardation; where one tries to eat ones face.

I'm munging hard for a feed.
I was so munged last night, i tried eating my own forehead. (past tense of munging)
The David Dahl

by ballsonchins May 8, 2017