On Dave

A phrase that beta-male cucks think is a funny way to say "no lie". In reality this is not a funny phrase and is not catching on.

Thought to be based on a show by the name of "Dave", created by rapper Lil' Dicky (a rapper whose name is a play on his... shortcomings), "On Dave" is commonly used by men lacking clout and/or dick game in an attempt to establish social dominance in a roguish and ape-like manner.

"Aw man, for real?"
"On Dave"

"No cap on a stack?"
"On Dave"

by trentonischildish April 3, 2022

hysterical dave

A small purple creature who is hysterical.

Jimmy! I just saw hysterical Dave run past!!

by Uncle jumbo February 24, 2020

Daving

Turning up to to a mates house and immediately using the toilet for poops.
Often leaving skid marks.

I’m Daving to use the toilet.

by BushRangerMe March 2, 2023

Crazy Dave

Killer,scapegoat for white niggers,will fight you,drug drinker,hole poller,lost,parah

There's that crazy Dave we set up .we stole that gun and wedding ring , remember Zach,and we said crazy Dave did it.

by Godsmacker December 17, 2019

Dave

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.

Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.

Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!

by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024

Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.

"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".

by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023