The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021
Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
Christmas Day spent 6 ft away from your family while wearing face masks and washing your hands hundreds of times during the day. Covid Christmas can also been done over a Zoom call to be 100% safe from catching Covid.
Hey a Brandon, I wanted you to know Christmas this year will be in our back yard so we can stay 6’ft apart. This is called Covid Christmas.
by CovidFun December 25, 2021
When the slope or gradient of the infection or mortality curve, denoted by the letter m, is increasing alarmingly to the point of almost breaking a new record every day as a new wave sweeps across a number of countries, which are often led by inept or corrupt leaders, who are more interested in their political survival than in saving people’s lives.
What value of m in Covid-m would force the authorities in countries or counties with high casualties or fatalities to implement a new lockdown?
by Covido December 11, 2020
When the island paradise turned tax haven, which used to earn its main revenue by exporting quality raw sugar, wished the coronavirus would suffer the same fate as the dodo—Mauritius needs tourists and tax fugitives to come back to revive its comatose economy.
How long would Mauritius—a lackey of China, which could easily or freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size—have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?
by Covido November 21, 2020
After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022
by jonnymeanderer March 31, 2020