The Covid Test

A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.

Oh please give me "The Covid Test" daddy

by Mr.Hamster January 17, 2021

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

Covid

A new type of lung cancer

'That perfectly healthy child has Covid, He'll be dead in no time

by DickBag King January 21, 2021

Covid boomer

generation of individuals born in 2020 and beyond

Ron and Tammy got bored during quarantine and decided to have a covid boomer

by Louis Jackson January 23, 2021

covid rapist

A person who does not practice social distancing or wears a mask, especially in a closed environments where they will more likely spread covid

Everyone did their best to bring down the R number, but it only took one covid rapist to double it.

by waryal January 28, 2021

Covid-🇦🇷

When Argentina imposed the “millionaires’ tax” on its wealthiest citizens, which numbers around 12,000, to help pay for medical supplies and relief for businesses impacted by Covid-19.

Taxing the rich further, which the Opposition called “confiscatory” seems to be a first step for Argentinians to recover from Covid-🇦🇷, as the money raised from the “one-off” levy would also help the poor and fund scholarships.

by Covido January 29, 2021

COVID-19

The time humans stopped computers.

C- Complete
O- Outkast
V- Virtual
I- Intruder
D- Destroys
19- All A.I. From 1 to 9.

A ninja, a hero. We all give A.I. a Zero star rating.

COVID-19 seem to kill A.I. Kind of like suicide by design. 5 stars like divine, a zero, is overdue to be recycled for good, no update or need to refine. This breaks the curse, no more shall this COVID-19 get worse.

by PoP-Rox January 30, 2021