The chosen one

A title of Jesus Christ, indicating his status as Messiah.

I am the witness that he is the Chosen One of God.
John the Baptist

by andy January 15, 2005

Closet slut

you think shes a really good girl maybe even a virgin, she sometimes wears low cut tops but shes usually covered but once you get her into bed after a couple times, your fucked literally and figuratively

I happen to be a closet slut

by lifexnretrospect April 26, 2009

closers

When you close a deal or get something done like get or mack a fine ho

i macked that bitch, im going to make coffee because coffee is for closers. Remember your ABC's. Always be closing

by coles September 14, 2003

closed-minded

unaccepting of new information or opposing viewpoints. Often basing his or her personal opinions in moral or religious teachings. S/He believes they already have the answer and no longer need to continue learn by intellectual argument. Having faith.

Christians are closed-minded when it comes to accepting scientific evidence regarding evolution.

by Trent Cutler April 15, 2006

closepin

a jamiacan term used to call a woman a slut or a skank

wonda why dey call ya closepin? squeeze her head and her legs dem open.

by shutyamouth! February 6, 2007

closet doper

a friend who is known to dip off and do shady drugs without ur knowledge.

Yaz is a big closet doper, he does perk 30's on the down low.

by TheWickedest September 30, 2008

Closet Dj

No Curlystyle, a closet Dj is a person who is just making their own music using music-making programs in the comfort of their own home.

You don't have to be famous Dj in order to be a ''real'' Dj, you just have to either make your own, or remix other trax.

Sick Boy: Did ye hear Dj V4ND4L'S new track?! It's fukkin' superb!

Renton: Ah yeh, I have indeed!

Sick Boy: Do ye think she'll get signed?

Renton: I hope so, but she's a closet Dj, well for now atleast.

by V4ND4L June 9, 2009