Chance

A word used for a very abusive man. Will definitely give you ptsd, is a proud woman beater, will most definitely ruin your life, will drop the n word even though he’s a white boy, has really horrible friends who will make fun of you and punch you in the face as well, and just overall very miserable person who will make your life miserable in very single aspect while getting high any minute he has the chance while doing so.

Man that boy Chance is in jail for beating up his girlfriend.

by ieattumsevenwithoutheartburn July 25, 2022

Chan Francisco

The person James Murray failed to call in s4 ep26 of impractical jokers

Dammit I just Chan Franciscoe’d my pal Murray

by Impractical definitions August 20, 2022

Calan

A militant man, loves the color black. And doesn’t take shit from no one. Calan is protective, he can be your best friend or worse enemy. Calan loves the gym and his friends knows he’s strong because it’s so damn obvious. Calan is mysterious. He prefers romance, but if he has to he can be a player.

Josiah- Who’s going to deal with that new bully?
Ashley- Lmao Calan will handle him with no doubt.

by Britney2sexxxy August 28, 2022

Chan

Chan can be defined as the megaloman of this generation. Wanting to replace god is his lifetime goal and he shall do anything to accomplish that. Mainly available as a half-chinese half indian model. Can be defined as the whitest creature with a black mentality. Secretly a soumarin. He is a whore but especially a casanova but he is cool sometimes probably and is a pedo as his part time job.

honey it's not safe here, take the dogs and the kids inside. A chan is here

by Apostlefan69 August 29, 2022

Chalanting

Chalanting means to brag, boast, show off. Or to be flamboyant.

Rappers aJay-Z, Kanye West, Lil Baby, Birdman, amd Gucci Gordy are always in the club chalanting how much money they have.

by Rob run corleone August 31, 2022

chance the lump

a greek god who resides at the back of the bus and swallows any bad followers

"chance the lump ate jacob today, i poopy"

by krisormiss September 17, 2022

Calandria

An often short state of mind where ones consciousness sits still in time, with no thoughts. A moment where one does not desire or fear anything.

Although most people experience it for a short while in between daily chores, some people stay in Calandria for longer through various sorts of relaxing exercises (meditation/breathing exercises/yoga...).

Person 1: Hey sir, have you been to Calandria?
Person 2: Yes, just this morning! After making myself coffee, I sat down and was there for a minute. I feel great!
Person 1: Calandria is real!

by Tchitan October 4, 2022