Cheese n ham 

Tenuous Weegie rhyming slang for "amazing" - Cheese n ham(azing).

As heard spoken by proto-ned in a Glasgow sports centre cafeteria.

"Aww whit! That burd servin' in Maccy Ds is totally cheese n ham, man!"

"Them swedgers we necked doon Kelvingrove were cheese n ham. Pure meltit by the way."

Cheese n ham by Guntmeister June 15, 2009

cheese merchant 

Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,

He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant

cheese merchant by Blowfelt January 23, 2015

Cheese Gang 

The official cheese getters. Cheese is a word to describe something of need but not importance.

Heard there’s cheese down there.

You’re not cheese gang lol, you get no cheese.

Cheese Gang by 1ilbro September 28, 2018

cheese in her taco

yeast infection; pussy discharge; growth in vagina

dude, your chick, she sure has some fuckin' cheese in her taco; at least, that's what scott's mom told me.

cheese in her taco by periodical funkle dunkle ;pdc August 5, 2008

Cheese Curd

When a man shaves his nuts and his girl sucks them till they squeak.

I gave Angie some fresh Cheese Curds last night.

Cheese Curd by Trey-J September 3, 2016

Cheese Tits 

This is a nickname given to a girl with breasts which are very saggy. Often when a girl loses large quantities of weight the breasts lose volume, but the skin is still the same size. In this situation her breasts become a similar consistency to sacks, loosely filled with cottage cheese. Hence the nickname Cheese Tits.

"I got this girl home thinking she was slammin hot. Got to second base and realized she had Cheese Tits. gross.

Cheese Tits by FatBitchKilla April 4, 2008

cheese dogs 

tight pants on a man i.e. crotch huggers

wrangler jeans,western style men clothing, biker shorts (which are just wrong on men).

cheese dogs by Cacee July 29, 2005