bun gun

when so much shit bursts out of your asshole its considered a firearm, therefore the term bun gun.

yo i just had a bun gun yesterday
holy crap dude bun guns are the worst.

by poopsockeater April 17, 2020

Panera buns

When you order food at any Panera Bread, but the child molester-looking staff solicit you sexually.

"Bro, my Panera buns are the envy of everyone in a ten mile radius. And this scares me."

by Squatacles March 16, 2020

courtesy bun

When your wife doesn't have the energy to have sex with you so she lays on her side and lifts her butt cheek.

Uhhh fine, but your only going to get a little courtesy bun.

by DrakeC November 17, 2017

slime buns

someone who is poopie and keeps leaving their trail of slime for you to step in and clean up. avoid at all costs

he's such a slime buns

by yaforever5 January 31, 2024

chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.

She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.

by Rabbit hunter February 01, 2018

Onion Bun

When the vagina of a hoe resembles a hot roast beef sandwich with cheese on an onion bun from Arby's

Damn hoe! I didn't order no onion bun!

by GroveStreetPanda April 02, 2014

Boots 'n Buns

The motto for Cowboy Bakers who are into ass play

Russ: "Hey! Did I tell you about my new sourdough baguette recipe yet? It's delicious!"
Buck: "Why no you have not. Have I shown you my new boots? They fit as well as my tongue into a sweet hole!"
Russ and Buck in unison: "Boots 'n Buns!"

by von groovy June 20, 2024