ass bumps

when your inside bumps go to the outside.

my dog, casey, was sniffing my butt and found my ass bumps!

by The Ashleys August 3, 2006

Bumpsy

Bumpsy is the slightly overweight girl that is good looking enough to hook up with, but you might be embarrassed admitting you did. She is bumpsy because she is very curvy...so much so that when she walks, in anything remotely form fitting, you can see her curves bump around all over the place. Everyone that sees her wants to hook up with her because she is so sexy.

Q: Did you see the new girl that lives in the apartment below you?

A: I was trying to keep my plans a secret, but I’d like to push that butt around and have some fun with it. I’m thinking it would be a lot of fun to let her bumpsy right onto my cock so I can blow a load the size of a swimming pool. Bumpsy is hot!

by Odele, a Modern Caballero July 13, 2011

bumpo

The rear bumper of a Jeep.

I was driving in the woods and smashed my bumpo.

by Unhuman October 8, 2004

front bumps

UK term for boobs,tits etc.

Did you see her? Top front bumps.

by Gr@h@m July 30, 2007

Boston Bumps

boston bumps is a very slutty game where a group of people grab a piece of paper with a random number on it from a large bowl. that number is their number for the entire game. one person is blindfolded and a random number is called. The blindfolded person gets three touches to try to figure out who the selected person was. the game keeps continueing and its hilarious to see who guesses horribly off and who is touched where. this game is by far the funniest game ever.

Dude #1: hey bro how did YOU get with that hot blonde?

Dude #2: dude one game of boston bumps and i knew she was sexy so i hooked up with her after we felt eachother up in the game

Dude #1: thats soo unfair bro

Dude #2: well this sluts mine!

by sexy ellie July 17, 2011

Allergy Bumps

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.

Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.

by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011

Bumpa

The Australian way of pronouncing bumper. Typically referring to the rear bumpa.

Oi mate so how many fuckin’ quid are you paying me for the rear bumpa? For the rear bumpa mate, FOR THE REAR BUMPA!!!

This ones for the rear bumpa!

by Big Hog November 30, 2019