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asleep in the bread aisle

Asher Roth's new album is titled "Asleep in the Bread Aisle." While I agree with the above definition, I also feel it has to do with race. Since most bread, and bread in general is traditionally thought of as white, it could be a reference to race and rap. Since Eminem there has been a never ending emergence of "white rappers," and it could be said Asher has simply been "asleep" in the bread aisle (admist all the other white rappers waiting for his moment.) Asleep could either mean hiding there while he developed into his own or waiting there strategically waiting for the right time to strike his demographic while mocking the attempts of other white rappers trying to glorify their Eminem like struggles through poverty knowing the American population would never embrace another as they have Marshall Mathers, so he was sort of there mocking their attempts knowing his formula for success would be to embrace his white subrubarn no gangs and no guns upbringing.
Asher Roth has been asleep in the bread aisle this whole time.
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A PItta Bread 

A massive cunt who looks and smells just like a piece of pitta. Usually named Aaron or a really bad name of some kind. They persist to annoy people through deregatory, unprovoked, unfunny remarks.
Sweet Brit " " Hey aaron " " Wanna go to a car park so I can look cool in front of my pals ? " " Eurghhh your such a pitta bread !!!
A PItta Bread by Ngwenya101 December 6, 2010

Corn bread fed bitch 

A person who grows up in the country and has homemade cornbread for every meal. Their favorite restaurant is the Cracker Barrel.
Here is Eastern Kentucky we pride ourselves in producing "corn bread fed bitches" because many other foods are too hard to eat without teeth.
Corn bread fed bitch by bcoats November 24, 2009
Another way of mentioning a big black dick.
Ex 1: That guy has a huge loaf of rye bread.
Ex 2:(Innuendo) She likes to spread her butter on rye bread.
Ex 3:(Joke) Excuse me but, do you like Rye Bread?
Ex 4: Picture Example http://www.bostream.nu/tricky/omg.jpg
Rye Bread by JesseGaphicsGuy September 16, 2008

mah bread 

mah cheese, cabbage, green, something everyone else has a lot of, and you work your whole life to get, but still end up driving an escort
i gotta go pick up my paycheck and get mah bread.
mah bread by knuck knuck September 15, 2003

poopie bread 

i bought a loaf of poopie bread at the store today
poopie bread by Thepoopieman June 16, 2009

Panera Bread 

A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.
I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.