God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.

You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.

by ‌  July 03, 2024

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 01, 2014

Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes

I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.

by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 20, 2024

penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.

Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.

by Blastmaster of disaster July 14, 2019

A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts

I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room

by Swaggymfman February 09, 2022

Seismic Semen Blast

The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.

Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.

by Cashpuller420 March 03, 2023

Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.

I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.

by Rob Burry June 29, 2024