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Sleepy Joe Biden

A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.

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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.

Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.
Quotes:

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.

"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.

"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.

Sleepy Joe Biden
by GenZExpert September 27, 2024
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Biden

Biden is an absolute moron that sniffs stuff and forgets things.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 17, 2023
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Bidening Out

Bidening out”, refers to someone who is communicating unclearly, in a silly manner than can be and perhaps should, be mocked.
Your Bidening out bro! You think you should text your ex? What a plum.
by TismMan July 31, 2024
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Biden time

Biden time is an alternate version of standard time where one (typically Joe Biden) will show up anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours after the agreed upon start/arrival time.
Person 1: Hey! Have you seen John? He was supposed to get to the meeting at 02:00.
Person 2: Nah, he won't get here for at least another hour.
Person 1: Damn, he must be on that Biden time.
by CatsSlurpingSpines February 22, 2024
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bidened my pants

person 1: “something stinks”
person 2: “yeah my bad i bidened my pants”
by FinnShart June 27, 2024
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Joe Biden

The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.
by KnowerOfEverything March 30, 2025
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The Hunter Biden

When a guy finishes in their partner, sticks their finger inside then sticks it in their nose.
Sally's boyfriend gave her the Hunter Biden when he finished.
by Gigging Goo October 4, 2023
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