Alpha Kappa Delta

“Classy KD Ladies”, due to their admirable values. AKD ladies keep it classy. Conservative, yet sexy; fun, yet serious; beautiful, yet modest. Most commonly found in colors green and white, they will awe you with their presence…one of the hardest sororities to get into, Kappa Delta is an envied Greek organization. Initiation into AKD is an honor. Classy and poised, yet fun and sexy. Kappa Delta leads the Greek scene on any campus…The most competitive and intense sorority to pledge for. The classiest & prettiest girls you'll ever meet, with the highest GPAs...what more can you ask for? What every guy wants and what every girl wishes she could be. They have the most philanthropies of any sorority and take pride in everything they do. The KDs are the best girls, and represent almost every part of their university. Incredibly diverse, and may look like the girl-next-door at first, but underneath sexy and fierce…If you want a true lady, go for a KD. They fight to win. Everything you could want and more…Work and play harder than any other group and look good doing it. An AKD function is the place to be…Known for being the "Beautiful People" at the most prestigious universities, KDs are socialites, Fulbrights, and more than stereotypical sorority girls—they’re hot, rich, and smart. A top sorority that is typically filled with the crazy-hot girls. They'll drink you under the table, yet still keep that fratastic class. They’re low drama, but high impact.

A popular KD quote- "You only live once, but if you live like we do, once is enough!" “Some girls are pretty, some girls just smart, but it takes a KD lady to win a fella's heart. Some girls are tan, and some girls got dough, but when you want the best looking? KD’s where you go. Girls will be girls, north, south, east, west; but ALPHA KAPPA DELTA GIRLS are definitely the best. To any guy who reads this and truly wants to know...If you have a KD lady...never let her go!” “If you’re with a KD lady, raise your hand. If you’re not….raise your standards!”

by KDLadyLove March 7, 2010

alphabetical hoarder

someone who hoards goods in a meticulous fashion, often alphabetically.

whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?

i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.

by kidla November 10, 2010

alphabebia

a fear of the alphabeat

she has a serious case of alphabebia

by Studzzy May 3, 2011

alphabet brumski

Instead of saying "brumski" you recite the alphabet from A-Z

I alphabet brumski'd your mom's tits last night

by ellisdee September 29, 2011

Alphabender

An event where you find 26 drinking establishments in your area each beginning with a different letter of the alphabet, you then go and get smashed at each of these establishments.

going on an alphabender
a- altoria
b- benjamin satchwells
c- ... etc

by warwickgetfuckedupsociety May 20, 2013

Alphabeticalist

the discrimination of letters.

Alphabeticalist kid:
the letter "A" is a faggot

by prof. reaper December 20, 2013

Alphabating

When an alpha male asserts his dominance by masturbating in front of a group. This can be both metaphorical (i.e. insults) or literal.

Jared came to the party late and in order to assert his superiority as the alpha male began insulting others. When this didn't work, he began alphabating to truly assert his dominance.

by Whothunkit March 10, 2014