Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

Goose

(A white long necked animal that will take over the world

(That goose will kill use watch out)

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE February 29, 2020

Goose crisps

The sides of a pussy when having sex.

Her goose crisps are huge

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Goose

A bastard that will break into your property, steal your shit and make you hammer your thumb

I’m so angry the goose stole my teacup
The goose chased my child into the phone booth

by ColdWintersSnow March 16, 2020

Goose Ass Bitch

someone who is, in fact, a goose ass bitch
(quinton is the ceo of goose ass bitch)

me: omfg you’re such a goose ass bitch
quinton: damn ight

by cerberux_ March 17, 2020

silly goose

a person characterized by their lack of decision making skills

"I can't decide which boy to choose"

"You're such a silly goose"

by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020

silly goose

someone characterized by their lack of decision making skills

"I can't decide what to choose"

"You're such a silly goose"

by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020