Moving Wood

1)Masturbating while unemployed.

2)Actually moving pieces of wood around one's property.

Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.

by The Incredible Sulk April 13, 2009

Berry Woods

Any place in the woods where you can safely smoke deals. Usually behind your local high-school.

Guy 1: Let's go to the Berry Woods to smoke a deal!
Guy 2: Sure what the fuck!

by Metabo December 16, 2008

tex wood

The maddest cunt round, likes to fuck bitches and get money.

Mate! are you a tex wood?!

by Jibbzy July 9, 2015

Cole Woods

A true chode among men, one who’s legs spread further than the Red Sea. One who can only be referred as a prairie nigga.

You’ll never meet a man who beats his wife more than a Cole Woods.

by Anal salad May 10, 2019

jillian wood

Dumb bitch, no friends, but still the baddest bitch in New York State. Her ex a big bitch and he ain't shit.

Jillian Wood is a bad Bitch
Jillian Wood is a queen

by Casper.87 November 8, 2020

Mr wood

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

by mrkidney123 April 19, 2018

caoimhe woods

A dirty slut. Usually gives good blowjobs

She is such a caoimhe woods

by User 23 December 30, 2016