Matt

The best kind of friend. Smart and funny, usually good-looking. Cares a lot for their friends and is always there for them when they need help. Always puts their friends before themselves, even to a point where it's self-destructive. A Matt may seem to not be very special from the outside, but once you get to know them you'll want them to stay in your life forever. Usually addicted to alcohol and/or energy drinks.

Person 1: You know Matt?
Person 2: Yeah, Matt is, like, the greatest friend ever or something.

by not_yaro January 18, 2022

Matt

Matt is the grossest peice of shit you'll ever meet. He is the kind of guy you can be 10 miles away from and still smell. He is annoying and will never succeed. His fake injuries and terrible hygiene will haunt us forever. If you meet a Matt, Run!

Cameron-
"Did you see Matt today?"
Jessie
"Ha! More like smelled him!"

by FilthyAids6969 November 15, 2019

Matt Brown Factor

A concept to where when ever a women gazes at a man they are deterred away from him. Hence dubbing it the Matt Brown factor.

Mason: Yikes, saw a straight ten at the mall today...she walked away and gave me the stank look
Billy: Fookin hell mate must be the Matt Brown factor

by Lil Colgate May 13, 2021

Matt Crawford

a person that enjoys looking at little boys. they get horny from this. they are also known as a CHOMO. he is also known as a queer, fag, dick slobber, and a gummer giver

they creap over there is such a Matt Crawford.
oh yeah he is staring at those little boys

by mattlovesboys10 April 11, 2011

Matt Croissant

Dat real ass nigga that lives in Fayetteville. He is the manliest of men. He's got a bad rep because most of you are jealous haters.

Shit B, dat Matt Croissant?

by MMC Croissant April 29, 2011

The Matt Mercer Effect

the phenomena in Dungeons and Dragons , where players and Dungeron Masters are never able to live up to the incredible kills of Matt Mercer , The DM GOD

Because of The Matt Mercer Effect , many people have quit playing Dungeons and Dragons because they unable to live up to the awesomeness of Matt Mercer

by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2021

Matt Smith Syndrome

A condition commonly displayed in Doctor Who fans after watching Matt Smith with a baby in 'Closing Time'; suffers acknowledge Matt Smith as potentially one of the most attractive men in existence- and they are not wrong.

1- Did you see that scene in 'Closing Time?'
2- Yeah, Matt Smith with a baby is just perfection.
1- Ah, you must have Matt Smith Syndrome.

by simpformattsmith October 29, 2020