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Good Morning

A phrase you say when someone has woken up, usually only once for the day and the first time you see them.

See it's not that complicated, goddamnit.
Person A: "I just woke up"
Person B: "Why did you say it so unnaturally?"
Person B: "You don't just say you woke up when you do, I can clearly notice that."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "Good Morning."
by subbst June 14, 2024
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Monday Morning Quarterback

A person, usually another’s arrogant boss or supervisor with lackadaisical work ethic. This turd will leave early the previous week because he can. On Monday Morning, they are ready to work more than ever, but just for a few hours, they start criticizing what took place after they left early, then start barking orders for the upcoming week. This person is usually a clown and not taken seriously by people who actually work and is not important enough to report others because he is afraid his lackadaisical work ethic will get him in trouble.
Ahh Monday, cant wait to hear what sergeant doosh has to say about the emergency repair we had to take on Friday. I bet he says it was too costly then disappears for the week. He is such a Monday Morning Quarterback
by Adiggy December 22, 2020
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Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.
by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"
by pbizy97 May 23, 2018
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Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.
"My diet results in morning water everyday"
by Ekker October 19, 2022
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Morning Elephant

A commentary artist on youtube, works alongside Presumptious Zoodles(A.K.A PZ) also goes by ME. Originates in williams lake by the person James T.
Hey man, Morning elephant did a video last night! was incredible!!!!

Yeah I heard Presumptious Zoodles helped too!
by Morning Elephant A.K.A ME November 28, 2010
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Out this Morning

Out this morn'n
When this night is gone
Ur find'n from a man
Noe the man did hide

So let him
Stop him for 1 rule
He did look but cruel mama
Word x2
he did damn but fool

No U wnt his hat
U wnt his hate
No U wnt his hat
U alredy Wna giv

So did he make U
No gave hevN his bones
Ifs not never sides and luck

No from this night that he Nds
You heard him fry n out the bisnes
Wrd do tell anybody helpd
No r word dollars clear of cruelty mama
Cause he cant even shame himself

No u Wnt his hate
No x2 u Wnt his hat
No hey u Wnt his hat
You had Wna givn

Noe ifs not complicated
Afar this rest what he kam around
He cant straightn all from

free x3
Cause what is afar that is right 2 him
Yeah ifs not company from this sky
Girl ifs not focused from this hell
No it u Rnt fallout war noe
R words walls u Rnt Wna Play

No, mama
No x2, u wnt his hate x3
U had lost from givn

No, That never
Wut his nights will hide
Word misuse showing out N E line, noe
word
Cause wut dont change N E thing
ifs U, arent sitting out the ballrooms,
All night later ifs not wnts from play, ifs not wnts from play
Wair hes this student for this onstage,
Farewel, he did expect a little, no,

No U wnt his hate
No×2 U wnt his hate
No Hey U wnt his hate
U had lost from givn x2

Mama, U had lost from givn his hate
U had lost from,
No, mama, U had lost from givn his hate, Wu
No×4
U had lost from givn his hate
already lost U had lost from
U had lost from givn his hate
No×3
Out this morning, tired of coming back, 3 doors down, one kyrptonite road remembered.
by MineOwedWu's July 20, 2021
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