Waffle Maker

When you take a shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then closer the lid. Making an imprint with the keyboard in a grid like fashion similar to making waffles on a waffle iron.

Dude, he popped a squat over her keyboard and did a waffle maker.

by The poet2 April 24, 2014

dirty waffle

The imprint left behind when someone steps in a pile of dog shit.

"Matt made a dirty waffle. Please make sure he removes his shoes before he comes inside."

by asdfajk January 22, 2007

Rofl Waffle

A girl gets on top of a guy and another guy gets on the girl. They roll around, thus creating a Rofl Waffle.

Aww, Cheryl! You broke your back doing the rofl waffle?

by Katietime June 22, 2008

shit waffle

used to describe someone so hot that you would let them shit on your waffle and you would still eat it

that chick is a shit waffle
DAYUMMMM LOOK AT THAT SHIT WAFFLE!

by bmasriwd August 2, 2007

Crotch Waffle

When a man attempts to dry out his moist grundle by blasting Gold Bonds medicated power into his humid pouch. The caked humidity is far often too great usually resulting in the thick crotch waffle falling out his short or pant leg.

John used too much Gold Bonds...While going for a lay-up, a crotch waffle rolled out on to the court

by Optumus Rollout June 2, 2009

Blue waffle

The nastiest looking vaginal disease or std on the face of the earth. Looks blue and gross like waffles.

Jen has blue waffle vagina and it is nasty.

by hugecockville2 September 22, 2012

German waffle

When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.

“ german waffle me Reichsführer “

by Ismeninja July 13, 2018