Bit

“Bit” is a short term for “b*tch”

“Shut up bit”

by Tzwvvs(osore) February 20, 2024

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

Bits-a-showin

It’s when ur front sexual parts are barely peaking over the front of your jeans

Tyler headed to the golf coarse today with his new hat and his bits-a-showin jeans on

by SPANKY1113 March 14, 2024

Bit

A time period spanning from a few minutes to a few hours, but no greater than 24 hours.

Hey, man, I’ll call you in a bit.

**20 hours later: incoming call from friend who said he’d call you in a bit

by iSmellToast March 19, 2024

128 bit

THE WRIST GAME

guy 1: 128 BIT 64 BIT 32 BIT 16 BIT 8 BIT 4 BIT 2 BIT 1 BIT HALF BIT QUARTER BIT

guy 2: the fuck are you talking about

by your breath June 23, 2021

Wombly Bits

Vernacular phrase for male genitalia

"That guy's girlfriend lopped off his wombly bits."

by B. Blizzard June 24, 2021

Little lot a bit

A way to say a medium amount of something. Was birthed when a little boy wanted "a little lot a bit" of ketchup.

Mom: how much dressing do you want on your salad?
Child: a little lot a bit.

by SasukiYaoyorozu July 9, 2021