monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.

“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.

by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018

Truck Driver

A man who can back out without losing his load

Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”

Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”

by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017

dick truck

It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.

A dick truck is just like whale sex.

by 21_jo-z February 27, 2017

its not a truck

when that older kid says he has a truck but it's actually a SUV

Person 1: i have a truck.
Person 2: Its not a truck!
Person 1: well it's built like one.
Person 2: ....................

by Psycho death metal March 3, 2017

happy truck

An eighteen wheeler that has more lights on than is necessary.

Driver: Wow, look at that happy truck down the road!

by Charkeisha June 1, 2016

clown truck

An insult that can be used in any situation.

He fell, what a clown truck!

by Sirlosealot513 May 17, 2016

truck driving

When 1 girl takes 2 dicks and jacks 2 dicks off at the same time.

Dude! Did you see that? I think Stephanie was truck driving!!

by 666Devilhimself666 June 8, 2016