Molly Syndrome

When you get attached to a girl and you can never get over her

Person1:I still think about her man

Person2:Bro it’s been like 2 years you still got Molly syndrome

by Discoverer of Molly syndrome November 20, 2020

Malmö Syndrome

When someone starts shooting intensely and randomly for no apparent reason.

Oh look dad that guy has Malmö Syndrome!

by Trustav November 10, 2021

DiCaprio Syndrome

Leonardo DiCaprio only dates attractive women up to the age of 25. Many other heterosexual men are like this. No matter how old they get they will only ever want to date young women up to the age of 25.

My mate was dating an attractive young woman who was 25. She has now turned 26 and he has dumped her, therefore he must have DiCaprio syndrome!

by Superduderocketpower July 25, 2019

SYDIC Syndrome

Sticking your dick in crazy, syndrome.
Used to define a young male, who has fornicated with a female of questionable sanity.

Sorry i'm late for work boys, SYDIC syndrome last night.

by acid powderburn September 25, 2012

Couver syndrome

Afraid to show their simp levels in public, due to cowardness, he/she is a tsundere who wants to match pfp yet cant due to their cowardness.

Person #1: Yo, introduce us to your girl when?
Person #2: What gf?
Person #3: Dude you're slowly showing Couver syndrome.

by CouverFuckYou August 3, 2020

Jameskii Syndrome

When you have to become quiet after usually 10 pm or you will get noise complaints.

Guy 1: Bro why are you muted in VC?
Guy 2: bro i can't, i got Jameskii Syndrome

by SaltyVEVO September 4, 2019

Shell Syndrome

One who lacks social skills, Lives for Xbox Live, and also is known to drive purple S-10's. Pale white in complexion due to nerdy game playing, and masturbation. One who can live to be anywhere from 18 years old to 50, and still, a virgin.

Dude, that guy must have Shell Syndrome, look at his purple truck!

by Mambo#5 April 20, 2010