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squirrels

dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.
"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland
by v_koshi May 7, 2022
mugGet the squirrelsmug.

Squirrel

A discreet way to point out a very attractive female.

Doubletake Whiplash worthy

Pl. Squirrels
Ex: "What're you lookin at babe?"

"Oh just the squirrels"

"I got some nuts for that squirrel"
by beadleblazr43 July 2, 2018
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

squirrel

Guy1: did you murder and stuff that red squirrel
Guy2: Yeah i got three of them actually
Guy1: wow nice job lets throw them in the trash can!
Guy2: good idea!
Guy3: hey you cant do that! you just killed three squirrels and now youre throwning them in the trash!?
Guy2 and Guy1: fuck you stupid vegan
by Honningbien bo February 25, 2019
mugGet the squirrelmug.

Squirrelling

Stop squirrelling, it's disgusting.
by DutchPirate January 23, 2020
mugGet the Squirrellingmug.

lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.
A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion
by mh3bean October 16, 2013
mugGet the lima bean squirrelmug.

skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off
Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.
by BeavisBeavis May 17, 2025
mugGet the skinning squirrelsmug.

squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in
Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.
by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019
mugGet the squirrel cuntmug.

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