A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.
by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.
by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

by PurplePenis99 July 9, 2009

by DrivefastEatass21 November 22, 2019

by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).
Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"
by psychogem April 21, 2017

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020
